piss-off-erik

things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’

  vigilanteshits

  theprologues

Saving for later🫠

  daily-goose-the-cat

Follow to see the same picture of Goose the cat everyday

  andhumanslovedstories

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

  andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

  viva-la-bohemia

Me: no I’d never wish pain upon my favorite characters! I love them! I want them to be happy!

Also me: come on Anthony come on COME ON BREAK HIM BREAK THE LITTLE ANIME BITCH JUST CRUSH HIS LITTLE SOUL GIVE HIM SELF ESTEEM ISSUES AND DADDY ISSUES AND LET HIM GET HURT EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY FREDDIE CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH MAKING HIS CHARACTERS COOL IN THE FACE OF TRAUMA NO MATTER HOW FUNNY IT IS

  doodlerized

"ashly burch's brother"

  tiiimezombie

  cryptidcola

reblog this version instead you little shits

  moookar

Lark Oak is the most character ever. He’s 1/8th elf. He brought about the apocalypse because he wanted to kill god. He loves his brother. He slept with his brothers wife. He smokes herbal cigarettes because they make him look “gritty.” He’s 38. He hand-sewed a bulletproof vest into his nephews mascot costume. He hates his dad. He’s one half of the Lord of Chaos. He learnt Elvish and taught it to his nephew. He tried to mass sacrifice people to said god when he was 13. 

  chushanye

this is the vibe of the convo Freddie and Anthony had in the beginning